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JoeRedskin · 08-10-2006, 02:28 PM

Things to tell my 3 year-old son to ensure he is a Skins fan:

1. Your mom rooted for Dallas once and that's what killed the dog.

2. If you root for the Eagles, Santa won't visit b/c the Eagles fans beat up Santa.

3. Giants' fans took all the tooth fairy's money.

4. The potty monster is a Skins fan and if you don't root for the Skins he will bite your butt when you poop.

5. If you root for the Skins, you can breast feed till your 10.

6. We only adopted you b/c they said you were a Skins' fan, don't make us give you back.

7. If you root for anyone but the Skins your thingy will fall off.

08-10-2006, 02:28 PM	#10
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 62 Posts: 10,401	Re: Getting in trouble for hating on the Eagles Things to tell my 3 year-old son to ensure he is a Skins fan: 1. Your mom rooted for Dallas once and that's what killed the dog. 2. If you root for the Eagles, Santa won't visit b/c the Eagles fans beat up Santa. 3. Giants' fans took all the tooth fairy's money. 4. The potty monster is a Skins fan and if you don't root for the Skins he will bite your butt when you poop. 5. If you root for the Skins, you can breast feed till your 10. 6. We only adopted you b/c they said you were a Skins' fan, don't make us give you back. 7. If you root for anyone but the Skins your thingy will fall off. __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.