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According to this from the Washington Times, Cooley is having a blast at camp

DRESSED TO KILL?
It seems like tight end Chris Cooley is jealous about all the attention running back Clinton Portis received for his various disguises -- Coach Janky Spanky, Jerome From Southeast et al -- on Thursdays last season. Cooley has taken to wearing outfits in practice that can't be missed. On Tuesday, he wore a billowing black undershirt, black shorts and long black socks that made him look like an unfortunate European tourist. Cooley might have topped that look with yesterday's long, baggy gray shorts over bright yellow socks. Not to be outdone yesterday, Portis wore shorts so loose that they kept falling down to his knees as he ran, exposing his black undergarment to the fans.