Hey...if it really does help, we can pay for this guy to get an ad in the Washington Post every week, although I doubt they'd print this in fear of getting sued by the ACLU.
If we go undefeated, this guy will be our new mascot.
I will refrain from further jokes in this thread....unless it doesn't help the team. If he is a jinx to the team, we'll rename him ParcellssllecraP and send him to "another" forum.
edited to add: Look! Parcells spelled backwards is "slle CRAP" ! It's not a joke, it's an observation.