Here is the haiku prediction from Tuesday Morning QB:
I am okay with this one...
NFC East
"Sopranos" ending,
but Jersey still has G-Men.
Jersey/A Giants.
Forecast finish: 11-5
Tom Cruise at QB,
team trains at Six Flags. Redskins
branded toothpaste next?
Forecast finish: 11-5
T.O. gone, focus
back where belongs: on cheer-babes.
The Philly Eagles.
Forecast finish: 10-6
Terrell, Parcells: the
Kramer vs. Kramer team.
Them Dallas Cowboys.
Forecast finish: 6-10
And then added this at the end... Gotta love TMQ!!!
Next Week: During the preseason, Tuesday Morning Quarterback uses bland "vanilla" items to confuse scouts from other sports columns. Next week the season starts for real, and I'll open up the playbook -- multiple-formation grammatical structures (you should see the sentence diagrams!) and adjectives that come at you from all directions.
Here is the link as well.
ESPN.com: Page 2 : The only all-haiku NFL preview