Here's your menu:
Start with a chilled glass of Champagne (try to get her to have 2-3)
Starter: Portobello Mushrooms in a Merlot sauce
More Champagne
Main: Chicken in Brandy with veggies marinaded in vodka
Lots more Champagne
Dessert: Rum truffles and Cognac.
If she's still conscious she'll be happy to cheer on the Redskins. Yes, I'm divorced.
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