this is funny:
"I don't know what happened after that, but a couple minutes later we heard a commotion and saw Eagles security in our section. Turns out they were slapping the cuffs on a guy and taking him out... hey... THEY'RE EJECTING THE FAN OF THE GAME! Yeah, there he goes -- a metaphor for Philly sports if there ever was one. A hero one minute, and getting the boot the next."
Philadelphia Will Do