[Sheriff Gonna Getcha]

Deion Sanders is a living and breathing anachronism. Do you remember how guys like Johnny Cochran in the early 1990s used to try to "be smooth and clever" by rhyming every other word (e.g. if the glove don't fit, you must acquit)? Then, by the late 1990s, people would parody people like Johnny Cochran (e.g. Jackie Chiles). Apparently, Deion never got the memo. He still tries to talk like Johnny Cochran and he thinks he's clever, but he just sounds like a jackass.