[RiggoRules]

Bringing your wife to an Eagles game in Philly? Dude, if you want to get rid of her, just hire a divorce lawyer. They are far less expensive than criminal lawyers -- which is exactly what you are going to need if you do this.

Sure, it won't be by your hand, but no jury is going to believe your dumb act. They will see right through it and say that you knew full well that this was all designed to get her killed (and probably raped broke back style).

As a Skins fan, I wouldn't go there by myself due to common sense personal safety reasons. But hey, I can take a beat down if need be. But there is no way in hell I would ever subject my wife to those low class dickless scum bags. They make Raider fan look like a pack of girl scouts.