Best Case Scenario - Deion Sanders goes to play for the Ravens this season, who we play on October 10th.
In the first quarter, Gibbs decides to make Deion look like the moron he is and inserts Pita Elisara at H-Back. Elisara runs a slant and since he is such a pimp he makes a cut and Deion Sanders breaks his ankle trying to cover him. Then Deion lies on the ground like a bitch and starts crying.
Hasselbeck (who is starting by now) throws a bullet to Elisara who catches the ball one-handed, and then picks up Deion with his other hand and swings him around like a club, knocking defenders away while he sprints to the endzone.
Touchdown.
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