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sportscurmudgeon · 08-18-2004, 04:08 PM

If the Dolphins take Gardner and a pick for AO, then they ought to administer drug tests to the Dolphins' Fo because someone is doing weed in there.

Let me play Doolphins GM for a minute and you offer me Gardner and a pick - even Gardner and a first round pick!

I tell you to pound sand up your fundamental orifice because I want to see how far you will go to get a player from me who can do something that none of your DL have shown any great ability to do - - rush the passer.

I'll counter with the name Clinton Portis - because I need a RB since Ricky went off to puff weed and eat Doritos.

I suspect you will tell me to go and pound sand up my fundamental orifice when I say that but now we have extablished that you can offer me something waay under value and I can ask for something waay over what you ought to be willing to pay.

Now we can get down to something interesting. And by interesting I do not mean Patrick Ramsey. I already have two relatively young QBs that need time and development and I do not need a third one thank you very much.

As the Dolphins GM, I KNOW the team is going to struggle this year and may stink like a skunk's butt. (I can't tell the fans this because Dolphins games don't always sell out and we don't need everyone dumping tix before the season starts.) So, I want your first round pick next year to go along with my own because mine will be an early pick and yours should be in the late-teens to mid-twenties.

But since AO will draw interest from other teams, I want a pot sweetener or I'm going to lose your phone # and be too busy to take any more calls from you. So, how about

a. one of your tight ends (you tell me which one) and your fourth round pick next year.

b. your third round pick next year.

c. Chad Morton and your fourth round pick next year.

08-18-2004, 04:08 PM	#12
sportscurmudgeon Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,159	If the Dolphins take Gardner and a pick for AO, then they ought to administer drug tests to the Dolphins' Fo because someone is doing weed in there. Let me play Doolphins GM for a minute and you offer me Gardner and a pick - even Gardner and a first round pick! I tell you to pound sand up your fundamental orifice because I want to see how far you will go to get a player from me who can do something that none of your DL have shown any great ability to do - - rush the passer. I'll counter with the name Clinton Portis - because I need a RB since Ricky went off to puff weed and eat Doritos. I suspect you will tell me to go and pound sand up my fundamental orifice when I say that but now we have extablished that you can offer me something waay under value and I can ask for something waay over what you ought to be willing to pay. Now we can get down to something interesting. And by interesting I do not mean Patrick Ramsey. I already have two relatively young QBs that need time and development and I do not need a third one thank you very much. As the Dolphins GM, I KNOW the team is going to struggle this year and may stink like a skunk's butt. (I can't tell the fans this because Dolphins games don't always sell out and we don't need everyone dumping tix before the season starts.) So, I want your first round pick next year to go along with my own because mine will be an early pick and yours should be in the late-teens to mid-twenties. But since AO will draw interest from other teams, I want a pot sweetener or I'm going to lose your phone # and be too busy to take any more calls from you. So, how about a. one of your tight ends (you tell me which one) and your fourth round pick next year. b. your third round pick next year. c. Chad Morton and your fourth round pick next year.