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Originally Posted by Grim21Reaper
Um, no.
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You're right, if the Cowboys can keep all of the crackheads (literally) like Micheal Irvin, Leon Lett, Harvey Martin, Quincy Carter, Nate Newton and others around as long as they did and a coach who carried a gun into an airport (Switzer)...they'll keep Owens for a while.
They not only tolerate the scumbags of the league, they embrace them.
Some goodies from the old Irvin days:
What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
-A huddle.
Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
- The police
Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
- It is a parole violation for him to associate with know felons.
Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle.
- It will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin.
- They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going
to take out the artificial turf.
- The cowboys say they play better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System".
- "Yes your Honor, No your Honor".
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year.
-12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense.
- So they hired a new defense coordinator: Johnny Cochran.