For my name...
Ok, this is awesome...the photographer has the same name as me...

HUH?

DOUBLE HUH!?!?!? YUCK! My name isn't even Rob Parker either.

Wow, first Darrell Green...now Muhammed Ali!

Kicking and screaming...that's me.

YAWN.

HA!

Texasdude.com/suspects...HA. No, I am NOT in this photo. I've never even been to Texas.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH...

Stop insinuating I'm a criminal, Google!

I don't tan as well as these guys.

Where's "New Florida"?

I do not know this woman. I prefer brunettes.

I'm gonna throw up now.