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Originally Posted by Big C
ade...so...shitty...must...cut...forever
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You guys are too harsh on ol' Ade. He still has a lot to offer the Skins:
1) Who mixes the gatorade powder for practice to a perfect lemon-lime consistency? Ade does.
2) Who scrubs that nasty fungus off the shower walls in the locker room? Not LaVar... Ade does.
3) Who is the fastest player on the team when it comes to chasing down shank balls during field goal practice? Ade is!
4) Have you seen Ade's TD celebration dance? It kicks ass - like MC Hammer on crack. If Ade is cut, you may never get to see it - ask yourself if you are ok with that!
5) After LaVar put shaving cream in Sean Taylor's eye as a prank, guess who took charge and flushed out Sean's eyes and held his hand through eye-rehab? He also helped move Sean's crib so that he could get back to the rookie symposium - now that's a team player!
SO - if you are prepared to cut Ade loose, just remember - these things will leave the clubhouse with him. I'm not sure Joe Gibbs or the Redskins will be able to overcome such a devastating hit this late in the preseason.