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"I don't want to go there, Mrs. Torrance." - Joe Gibbs (as Tony)
"You want fries to go with that shake?" - Joe Gibbs
"Frankly Charlotte, I don't give a damn." - Joe Gibbs
"No one in football should be called a genius. I genius is a guy like Joe Theismann." - Joe Gibbs
"My chevy to the levee drove but the levee was dry" - Joe Gibbs
"Et tu, Buges?" - Joe Gibbs
"Beer before liquor, never sicker" - Joe Gibbs
"I'm a f*&%ing soldier!" - Joe Gibbs
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Joe Gibbs: What happened to the Blues mobile?
Bugel: The what?
Joe Gibbs: The Blues mobile, you know the Caddy.
Bugel: I traded it.
Joe Gibbs: You traded the Blues mobile for this?
Bugel: No, I traded it for a microphone.
Joe Gibbs: A microphone; ok I can see that. Whats this?
Bugel: This is a bargain.
Bugel: You don't like it?
Joe Gibbs: No, I don't like it.
Bugel: Ok. [Elwood floors the accelerator and they jump over the opening drawbridge]
Joe Gibbs: Of course, its got a lot of pick up.
Bugel: Its got cop shocks, cop tires, cop brakes, cop engine, and the engine was designed pre catalitic converters so it will run ok on regular deisel. So, what do you say ... is it the new Blues mobile?
Joe Gibbs: Fix the lighter.
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