[Summo]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

Haha, I hate this one too. I was out to dinner one night with my wife, and we were congregating around the hostess area waiting to be seated. And this guy standing next to me had one of those things on and he was talking on the phone to somebody, pretty loudly too. And since my wife and I were basically stuck right there while we were waiting for our table, we were basically a captive audience. So I tried to ignore it, but it got to be too much.

I pretended like I didn't know he was on the phone, and I started having the conversation with him. He said to the person on the other end of the line, "So did you go out last night or did you just hang in?"

I said in full voice, "Oh, hey, how's it goin. Well I was going to go out, but I ate chinese for dinner and I was dealing with some gas, so I decided I'd just hang in."

He shot a look and ignored me.

He then said to the person on the other end of the line, "Oh that sucks." Which jived perfectly with what I had said to him. So I said "Yeah, see but I should know better. Chinese food always does that to me, but I still order it. That's kind of what I get."

He gets annoyed, turns to me and says "dude I'm on the phone, I'm not talking to you. I don't want to hear your problems."

So I said "OK good, because nobody here wants to be a part of your phone conversation either. Maybe you should take it outside or hang up."

Then the hostess called me and my wife for our table, and I got to make a dramatic exit.

LOL, Great Story!!
I had something similar where some Asshole started talking to me wearing a Bluetooth and I just ignored him until he tapped me on the shoulder and said he was talking to me. I just said that I couldn't tell with that ****ing thing in your ear and walked away.