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Originally Posted by SmootSmack
When people insist that you must be angry, but you're not...ironically, that really pisses me off
Person A: What's wrong?
Person B: Nothing
A: You seem upset
B: No, I'm fine
A: Why do you seem upset
B: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm fine
A: You're upset. I can tell
B: Really, I'm fine
A: No, no I know. You're upset
B: You die! You die now!
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That's a great one, SS.
Along those same lines:
Person A: I'm sorry I forgot to take the trash out, sweetheart.
Person B: Oh don't worry about it, it's ok.
A: I planned on getting it on my way out the door, but just forgot.
B: Don't give it another thought, really, it's OK.
A: I know how you hate it when it sits in the kitchen for a while.
B: Really, you don't have to keep apologizing, I know it just slipped your mind.
A: OK, thanks sweetheart. [sits down on couch to watch sporting event]
B: I mean, it's pretty unsanitary to leave the trash in there that long, not to mention the smell. I dunno, I wouldn't have done that...
WTF!