[ArtMonkDrillz]

I lived in a general state of filth throughout college.

Freshman year I lived with a friend from high school. After he transferred I was informed that he was considered the stinky kid by the other people in my hall. The sad part was that I never noticed it.

During my sophomore year we kept a patch of sod in our room. We'd water it and give it fertilizer. In the mornings I would stand on it as I brushed my teeth because I like that feeling of grass between my toes. maybe I should be telling this story in the "legalize it" thread, because I'm pretty sure that's where the idea came from. On a similar note, my old roommate was on probation for weed and had to take monthly piss test, so he kept a bottle of clean piss in our fridge. To this day I'm afraid to drink apple juice.

When I lived off campus junior and senior year we constantly had to have mouse traps out because they were rampant in my townhouse complex. We also had a bad mold problem in our bathroom because the exhaust fan didn't work properly. The landlord's solution was to paint over the mold, but that doesn't really work. In hindsight we should have probably sued those idiots.

I have no idea what this has to do with UMD and their housing though.