I heard Ryan Kalil stole Dallas's girlfriend. Personally I don't know how that happens. You're voted Mr. USC or something like that, in a land of beautiful people, and you lose your girlfriend to a LINEMAN. Hopefully this doesn't affect his confidence, back to you Chris.
Boi From Troy
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By the way I just realized that the Boi from Troy has a.....guy thing going on. For some reason when I searched for Ryan Sartz Yahoo asked me Do you mean, "Girlfriend Dallas Sartz." Kind of like when you type 'French victories' and Yahoo ask do you mean 'French Defeats.'