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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Do you know The Onion? Here's a sample of some of their other articles

White-On-White Violence Claims Life Of Accounts Receivable Supervisor | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Nation's Snowmen March Against Global Warming | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

NASA Launches Probe To Inform Pluto Of Demotion | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Ok I was a little slow catching on at first. I am now officially deemed retarded. I can never again go back to active duty based on these findings. I am awarded no points and may God have mercy on my soul.