[SmootSmack]

(A bastardized version of Nuthin But a G’ Thang)

One, two, three, and to the fo’
Smoot Smacky Smack and SGG is at the do’
Ready for post 13,000 so back on up
Cause you know we ‘bout to rip shit up

Ain’t Nuthin’ But The Warpath baaaaabay!
Two loc’ed out mods so we’re craaaaazay!
Matty is the admin that paaaaaays me!
Unlockable, so please don’t try to lock this!

The capital S, oh yes, the fresh M double O T, SMACK
is back
Showin’ much flex when it’s time to ban a troll
lockin’ threads and deleting a post so the site don’t lose control

But, uh, back to new thread at hand
The forum has some guidelines, so I’m a let ‘em understand
From a young mod’s perspective
That before you start a new thread ya gotta be more selective
You never know you could be dupin’ a thread,
rehashing a thread, and at the same time wastin’ a thread
Now you know you wanna post then you gotta defend it
Ain’t no rumor good enough to post without some links in it
Now that’s realer than real deal Sally Field (Gidget! What!)
And now you members and guests know how we feel

It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh….

<<Yes, I’m bored. But of course, there’s a not so hidden message there. That was like Warpath Conjunction Junction for the hip-hop generation!>>