[gabe1984]

So, last night I was at the gym with my brother, and I was spotting him on bench press. Right infront of the the bench he was using is the machine you can do flies on, and behind that there is a mirror. So, I'm standing there, spotting my brother, and an old man wearing spandex gets on the flies machine. And we're not talking like biker spandex, it looked like he was flat out wearing boxer briefs. They were really tight and really short, and the material well, it was very thin, just like underwear.

So, the man is on the flies machine with his bony butt towards us, and I snicker and just think to myself, why? Why would one wear that to the gym? Things then took a turn for the worst when decided to turn around and use the flies machine facing us, his package bulging out of his spandex. I guess he got tired of looking at his package in the mirror, and decided "Hey, I'm going to show this off to everyone now." So, when my brother is finished his set, he sits up to old man junk sticking out of old man spandex, and just starts laughing. So then I start laughing and the old guy is just staring at us, wondering what is so funny. It was really awkward.