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Off topic. A fight is breaking out between two janitors here at work. It all started with (no joke) "Why are you working my hallway man? You know I pick up the garbage down these cubicles"

This was followed by "Listen, you were on the other side. I didn't give you shit about emptying my trash cans the other day"

"This is my trash. You're taking my overtime away from me"

"Overtime? How long does it take you to empty a little trash can?"

and so on...they don't know I'm fluent in Spanish so I understand everything they're saying