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Re: With Congressional underway today, Tigers golf event in DC. Who are you pickin to
What a great idea for a thread. I was at Congressional yesterday and have a few observations:
1. Congressional is a great course. If they had been playing there all along instead of Avenel,which is an abortion of a golf course, we never would have lost the old tournament (which means we wouldn't have gained Tiger, so God Bless crappy Avenel)
2. John Daly looked fairly slim. He's Kate Moss compared to Jason Gore who looks like he eats at the Country Buffet about 12 times a day.
3. Tiger healed a blind woman and a crippled man on his way up the eighth fairway before feeding the entire gallery with one $5 hot dog and one $3 dollar package of peanut butter crackers.
4. Davis Love looks like the melting Nazi from Raiders in his new glasses.
5. K.J. Choi smells faintly of cabbage.
6. Summertime + Outside + Girls = Right On!
7. Nick Faldo likes to pass the time before the t.v. broadcast by running over people in his golf cart.
8. John Daly nearly drove the 8th green (354 yards) coming up about 5 feet short.
9. They sure do know how to grow grass!
10. My pick to win: Vijay Singh.
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