Allow me to provide the script for this little "show":
Jsarno: Hey! Where is everybody?
EQ: I'm here. Work sucks.
Jsarno: LOL. I have more posts than you.
EQ: I am speechless.
Jsarno: Hey guess what I did today? I competed in the Iron Man Triathalon, saved a baby from a burning building and found a cure for cancer.
EQ: I just checked and I have more posts than you jsarno.
Jsarno: (pinky comment) Where is angry? I miss him.
Angry: Stop ignoring me. (insert youtube video)
Jsarno: LOL. I forgot to tell you guys I single handedly stopped a bank robbery today and made the olympic team. Guess I'm goin to China. I was thinking about moving there, but I can't decide. Good thing I speak 15 languages.
Angry: You guys suck. (insert random incoherent joke about LB)
EQ: I need a "hug". Does everyone know what I mean by that? If not, it means I want to have sex. See how I used those quotations?
SS: I'm at work. I'm going to hang out with P Diddy later.
Lady Brave: Meh...
Angry: That's what she said! (insert youtube video)
Jsarno: LOL. post count, post count, post count.
EQ: Post count, corona, post count. I'm going to bed.
Jsarno: Post count. Wusses!
Lady Brave: 
Later guys...
Angry: Where'd everybody go? (insert youtube video)
The End
