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Originally Posted by coggs

Maybe I'll rent a gun and buy a bullet? Bonus points if you can name the movie.

Here's the thing. I am 31 years old. I was 10 when the Giants won it all in 86, I grew to love defense. Give me a 3-0 game with each team getting 6 sacks and forcing 5 turnovers any day of the week and twice on sunday. I can't take this, I am thinking of calling out tomorrow, driving to the meadowlands and asking for a try-out. I'll play for the league minimum, hell I'll play for gas money and tolls to and from practice and games. I'll do my own laundry for my practice and game uniforms. I hate this f'n team. I actually just put my tickets for the games against the Vikes and Patriots on StubHub. Might offer my skins tickets on here down the road.

Between the Mets and now this shit, I just can't wait for hockey to start.

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