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dgack · 11-01-2007, 02:28 AM

The funniest part about all of this is not the costume (though that's funny), but the fact that the coach DROVE THROUGH THE DRIVE THROUGH BUTT NAKED in the first place.

Think about that for a second. That means he had to walk out of his house, naked as a jaybird, close the door. (Did I bring my keys? Wait, no pockets, they can't be in there). Then he had to walk out to his car, again, au naturel, get in, and drive to the Wendy's.

It's hard to imagine anybody being so hammered they'd do this accidentally. In fact, it sounds like a great college prank, not something an apologetic 40-year old man does because he's an alcoholic.

11-01-2007, 02:28 AM	#7
dgack The Starter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The ATX (formerly Balmer) Posts: 1,125	Re: Kitna regrets scrutiny created by "naked" coach costume The funniest part about all of this is not the costume (though that's funny), but the fact that the coach DROVE THROUGH THE DRIVE THROUGH BUTT NAKED in the first place. Think about that for a second. That means he had to walk out of his house, naked as a jaybird, close the door. (Did I bring my keys? Wait, no pockets, they can't be in there). Then he had to walk out to his car, again, au naturel, get in, and drive to the Wendy's. It's hard to imagine anybody being so hammered they'd do this accidentally. In fact, it sounds like a great college prank, not something an apologetic 40-year old man does because he's an alcoholic. __________________ "To bring a Sherm Lewis in to a Jim Zorn and whoever his offensive coordinator is, it's like bringing in another man to help teach you how to make better love to your wife or something." -- Tre Johnson