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TheMalcolmConnection · 11-09-2007, 07:43 PM

Basically my current wife had me so smitten that instead of moving into my starting position at TE for my high school in football, I decided to skip practice and be an all-around douche.

Needless to say, I was demoted to this scrub about four inches shorter than me with stone hands. At least I'm married to the woman and she pleasures me more than the football team ever did. Still though, I'd much rather have started as the only receiving threat our team had (which isn't saying a lot for me) than banging my future wife.

I hope to God she doesn't read this.

11-09-2007, 07:43 PM	#25
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: If you could have one back. Basically my current wife had me so smitten that instead of moving into my starting position at TE for my high school in football, I decided to skip practice and be an all-around douche. Needless to say, I was demoted to this scrub about four inches shorter than me with stone hands. At least I'm married to the woman and she pleasures me more than the football team ever did. Still though, I'd much rather have started as the only receiving threat our team had (which isn't saying a lot for me) than banging my future wife. I hope to God she doesn't read this. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.