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DynamiteRave · 11-20-2007, 01:05 AM

My other favorite joke is of course... a blonde joke.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They decide it's best for them to split up and hide on a nearby farm. The brunette hides in the pigpen, the redhead in the cow barn and the blonde decides to hide on the potato patch. Soon the cops arrive and start searching the farm. They first stop by the pigpen.

"Anybody in here?", the cops yell out, shining their flash light into the pigpen
"Oink, Oink Oink", says the brunette.
The cops don't suspect anything suspicious right away and decide to move on

Their next stop is the cow barn.
"Anybody in here?", the cops yell out, shining their flash light into the cow barn
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", says the redhead.
The cops don't suspect anything suspicious right away and decide to move on.

Their next stop is the potato patch
"Anybody out here?", the cops yell out, shining their flash light into the potato patch.
It's quiet at first.
Then all of a sudden the blonde goes, "POOOTAAAAATTOOOOOO"

11-20-2007, 01:05 AM	#14
DynamiteRave Living Legend Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington DC Age: 38 Posts: 16,867	Re: your favorite joke My other favorite joke is of course... a blonde joke. A blonde, brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They decide it's best for them to split up and hide on a nearby farm. The brunette hides in the pigpen, the redhead in the cow barn and the blonde decides to hide on the potato patch. Soon the cops arrive and start searching the farm. They first stop by the pigpen. "Anybody in here?", the cops yell out, shining their flash light into the pigpen "Oink, Oink Oink", says the brunette. The cops don't suspect anything suspicious right away and decide to move on Their next stop is the cow barn. "Anybody in here?", the cops yell out, shining their flash light into the cow barn "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", says the redhead. The cops don't suspect anything suspicious right away and decide to move on. Their next stop is the potato patch "Anybody out here?", the cops yell out, shining their flash light into the potato patch. It's quiet at first. Then all of a sudden the blonde goes, "POOOTAAAAATTOOOOOO" __________________ Establishment, establishment, you always know what's best. I've been a part of this message board for 17 years. Damn I'm old.