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Beemnseven · 11-21-2007, 06:39 PM

A guy is on his morning commute and his cellphone rings. Fumbling for the phone, he loses track of what's happening on the road and slams into the car in front of him.

Just as he realizes what kind of trouble he's in because he knows it's completely his fault, he can't help but chuckle as the driver of the car he hit jumps out and it's a dwarf.

The dwarf runs up to his car and tells him, "I am NOT happy."

The driver can't help himself and replies, "Well, which one of them are you?"

*****

Hope I didn't offend the midgets, ... oops, ... I mean little people with that one.

11-21-2007, 06:39 PM	#24
Beemnseven Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Virginia Beach Age: 51 Posts: 5,311	Re: your favorite joke A guy is on his morning commute and his cellphone rings. Fumbling for the phone, he loses track of what's happening on the road and slams into the car in front of him. Just as he realizes what kind of trouble he's in because he knows it's completely his fault, he can't help but chuckle as the driver of the car he hit jumps out and it's a dwarf. The dwarf runs up to his car and tells him, "I am NOT happy." The driver can't help himself and replies, "Well, which one of them are you?" ***** Hope I didn't offend the midgets, ... oops, ... I mean little people with that one.