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Originally Posted by Sheriff Gonna Getcha
Yes. My girlfriend thinks it's awesome. I've had war dreams in which I wake up, get out of bed, and start preparing the room for battle. I've had dreams about work where I get out of bed, open my eyes, and start giving a presentation. I've had sex with my girlfriend numerous times in my sleep, gotten up wondering why my I'm buck naked, and not been able to remember anything. Crazy stuff.
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Do you pretend you're the wounded war vet with the tough exterior and you're girlfriend is the shy yet feisty nurse from Des Moines who is seeing the world for the first time and telling you to hold still while she gently applies the chamomile lotion on your wound?
What exactly do you mean you say "preprare for battle"?