I think his profile pretty much says it all. He's the kind of guy who would starve if you hid his unemployment checks under his workboots.
http://profiles.yahoo.com/denim_monger
His family tree doesn't branch.
Family reunions are where he goes to find a date.
For him, sleeping in a water bed just means he had too much to drink the night before.
Actually, he existence does pose the question - If a million rednecks riding in pickup trucks shot a million road signs with shot guns, would they eventually spell out Hamlet in braille?