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Ade Jimoh Fan Club · 02-07-2008, 12:58 PM

I don't have a link yet - but SYNDER IS NOW INTERVIEWING THE ADE FOR HEAD COACH.

So far, public support of this former Redskins superstar has been fantastic. Let's compare him against his competition:

1) Experience. The Ade was the most recent candidate to play in the league. He knows the players, the rules, and the tricks of the trade.

2) Nickname. The Ade edges out Mooch, Fossil, and Spags.

3) Player Impact. Everyone knows that coaches are WAY out of touch with the players these days. The Ade knows how to play all of the video games, knows all the rap songs and knows where all the good strip clubs are. He'll be there at 4AM to drive their drunk asses home so they don't get a DUI. Fossil? He'll be in bed by 9PM.

4) Asst. Coaches. All the other coaches are whining and moaning about how Synder already put the Assistant Coaches in place so they don't get to pick. The Ade could give a crap.

5) $$. The Ade is willing to be Head Coach for $50/season. The difference can be invested in a new Ferris Wheel at 6 flags.

02-07-2008, 12:58 PM	#29
Ade Jimoh Fan Club Special Teams Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 410	Re: Spagnuolo stays with Giants! I don't have a link yet - but SYNDER IS NOW INTERVIEWING THE ADE FOR HEAD COACH. So far, public support of this former Redskins superstar has been fantastic. Let's compare him against his competition: 1) Experience. The Ade was the most recent candidate to play in the league. He knows the players, the rules, and the tricks of the trade. 2) Nickname. The Ade edges out Mooch, Fossil, and Spags. 3) Player Impact. Everyone knows that coaches are WAY out of touch with the players these days. The Ade knows how to play all of the video games, knows all the rap songs and knows where all the good strip clubs are. He'll be there at 4AM to drive their drunk asses home so they don't get a DUI. Fossil? He'll be in bed by 9PM. 4) Asst. Coaches. All the other coaches are whining and moaning about how Synder already put the Assistant Coaches in place so they don't get to pick. The Ade could give a crap. 5) $$. The Ade is willing to be Head Coach for $50/season. The difference can be invested in a new Ferris Wheel at 6 flags.