Former upper deck beer salesman Larry "Toot-Toot" Jones named OC"
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This just in: Dan Snyder announces the hiring of his new Offensive Coordinator to go with his new head coach. Former upper deck beer salesman Larry "Toot-Toot" Jones will take over the reigns for the Redskin$ offense next season. Asked about his qualifications, a source close to the negotiations said "he was the only guy willing to take the job. As a matter of fact, he thought the interview was a free screening of 'The Hottie and the Nottie' Toot-Toot has no agent, but he is currently represented by his mother. Calls placed to a number listed in her name were actually to a Papa Johns in Glen Burnie. NLT News has been unable to find any contact information for Toot-Toot. More information on this breaking story as it becomes available.