this reminds me of one of my favorite jokes...
this guy from WV brings home his fiancee to meet his parents. Hes telling his dad about her... "She cooks like Emeril, she cleans like Mary Poppins, and she's as loyal as a tick hound.... and best of all, she's a virgin!"
to which the dad exclaimed, "F that son.... If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for our'n."
that's basically how I feel about Zack Thomas.
