[JoeRedskin]

Sorry - but the conspiracy theorists can never be dissuaded or disproven b/c any rational evidence is just considered part of the conspiracy. I am tired of being told I am just not as smart as some moron who's convinced that certain scientifical evidence is gospel. I just don't have the time or inclination to try and disprove every harebrained grassy knoll theory out there.

But - just so you'll feel out home: It's all true. They really are out to get you. And they know where you are, what you do and who you called last night.

BTW - Smootsmack is right. I meant to do that, I never make mistakes and I am part of the conspiracy. (Ooops. Shouldn't have told you that part - Now I'll have to kill you all, delete everyone's memory, modify tax returns, change archival records, ... sigh. It's just so damn hard to run a conspiracy all by yourself).