Nooooo! My glorious mock draft, my gun sticking. What happened? I was the guy that suggested the Redskins might draft Laron Landry on 3-22-07!!! I'm the guy that said Reggie Bush would be better then Mario Williams! I'm never wrong!!! Whyyyyyy?
Also why I am I scared of the mouse that I just caught in a glue trap? Seriously this thing is freaking me out. He/she keeps on making squeaking noises whenever I go into the living room. I can get someone to dispose of it in the morning but I'm scared it'll gnaw its legs off before then. Of course it'll be dead in 5 days considering how much poison it ate. Michael Vick ain't got shit on me.
My life is falling apart
