Sorry, but I had to watch this one which was attached:
Pole Dance Face Plant Video
Sorry honey, that's a minus 15 ho points.
As for the original - this guy's to do list:
1. Think of cool idea to impress my friends.
2. Attempt cool idea, make sure someone is videoing it.
3. Try to remember my name, the time of day, and figure out why I can't move the left side of my body.