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Originally Posted by jsarno
See angry, I TOLD you 1 minute of sex with your spouse is not enough...gotta make it 3 minutes or it's just not worth it!  |
If I give her 3 min., she will want 6, so I tell her 1 and a half. She gets her 3 minuites, but I'm watching the clock. She gets a 3% time increase every year, while I get a 25% decrease in frequency every 6 months. Before you know it I am going to be 35 and having sex twice a year for 5 minuites. LOL!
Edit that was an overly dramatic exaggeration. Please do not take literally.