View Single Post
Old 05-23-2008, 02:34 PM   #11
ArtMonkDrillz
Franchise Player
 
ArtMonkDrillz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
Age: 42
Posts: 8,029
Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear

Quote:
Originally Posted by Monksdown View Post
ARE with a spear wins every time. Find a convenient pole vault mount. Call the bear dirty names until he charges you. Place blunt end of spear behind you in pole vault mount. Aim for his heart as he charges, which means low, and lift as he crashes into you. And then i hope you've been saved, because you're both going to meet jesus.
You just watched the movie The Edge with Anthony Hopkins, didn't you?
__________________
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude
ArtMonkDrillz is offline   Reply With Quote

Advertisements
 
Page generated in 0.70073 seconds with 10 queries