You have my sympathies.....
Her "Oh, that white jersey looks awesome
*mumble-mumble-mumble*..."
Me "Jason Taylor? yeah, if they play the right scheme with him and Carter we'll have a great defensive season and....."
Her "I want a 55 jersey!"
Me " Sweetie, you have Washington's jersey, you don't need..."
Her "He looks even better than he did on Dancing with the Starts! Damn, he's hot!"
Me "You know that you're not just
thinking that, right? I can hear you."
Her "Will be be in a three-point stance much this season? <salivating>"
Me "
*mumble-mumble-mumble*"
Wimmin'.
