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Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

(channeling Allen Iverson)

I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about Bigfoot, not a leprechaun, not a lochness monster, not a chupacabra, but we're talking about Bigfoot. How silly is that?

I think the government bred a highbred human/ape with human sperm into a female ape and then let the little creature go in the woods. Poof – you have Bigfoot. Highbreds like Mules tend to be unusually large and are sterile.

... ha ha...