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Re: Lets Talk Pregame Festivities!
I'm going to get home about 6:30 after going to work and picking up my 4 month old son. I will then change his diaper, and then out on his Burgundy Redskins onsie, his Redskins Sweatpants, Redskins socks, and Redskins Shoes. He will have his Redskins Pacifier with his Redskins Teething Ring. His Redskins bottle will be ready for him to drink out of. I'll lay my Redskins Blanket on the floor so that he can roll around while watching the game.
While listening to "Enter The Sandman" by Metallica i'll put on my Art Monk Jersey with my Redskins hat and my Redskins Mardi Gras Beads. I'll have a Chicken Breast and a Wing and my Baked Beans on my Redskins Plate. My fresh out of the freezer Miller Genuine Draft will be in my Redskins Koozie with my Redskins cup prepared for and consumption of juice. By Kickoff I will hold my beer and as the ball is kicked I will open my beer and take a drink. My son will also take a swig of his milk. Then I'll eat and scream and cheer for this will be the first actual football game that I shall experience with my son.
Hail To The Motherfuckin Redskins !!!!
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