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Originally Posted by SmootSmack
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Keep in mind that's 57 states NOT including Alaska and Hawaii, so we apparently have 59 states total.
This would actually explain his tax and energy strategy perfectly: he's got an extra 9 states up his sleeve that will provide an added stream of tax revenue as well as hiding a secret stash of oil and natural gas!
It's brilliant really. Why didn't anyone think of this before? We need more tax revenue and energy sources - just grab an extra 9 states and problem solved.
Step 1.) Recognize tax revenue and energy problem.
Step 2.) Add 9 states to the union.
Step 3.) Fist bump and profit.