Ok Redwarrior...I'll bite...I have a lot of questions. No different when you hear of a 30 or 40 y/o who has never driven a car.
1. How old are you?
2. Guy/Gal?
3. New to being a football fan? if not what team previously?
4. Who locked you in the basement?
5. Did you thank the person who let you out?
I know I sound like a dick and I'm sorry but I'm genuenly fascinated. Honestly.
Oh and Welcome to the Bandwagon.