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DieHardSkin · 12-15-2008, 10:51 AM

The D.C. Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Washington .....
For the first offense, they give you two Skins tickets...
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?

A. The Washington Redskins.

Q. What do the Washington Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

Q. How do you keep a Redskin out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

Q.Where do you go in Washington in case of a tornado?

A. To Fedex Field - they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.

Q. What's the differen! ce betw een the Washington Redskins and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Skins does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q. What do the Washington Redskins and opossums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

12-15-2008, 10:51 AM	#9
DieHardSkin Camp Scrub Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 35	Re: For the Zorn / Campbell Excuse makers... The D.C. Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Washington ..... For the first offense, they give you two Skins tickets... If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Washington Redskins. Q. What do the Washington Redskins and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'. Q. How do you keep a Redskin out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q.Where do you go in Washington in case of a tornado? A. To Fedex Field - they never have a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the differen! ce betw een the Washington Redskins and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Skins does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out. Q. What do the Washington Redskins and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.