[Paintrain]

Interesting thread Matty.. I would require multiple showers afterwards and at least 3 undershirts.. Here goes:
Dallas-Deion. Sorry, but I just loved watching him play and he's always been hilarious to me. Humor trumps all in my world.
NYG-LT probably. I've always hated the Giants more than any other team (yes, even the Cowboys) so it's hard for me to give any of them credit.
Philly-McNabb or I'd go old school to Harold Charmichael. My dad is an Eagles fan and those are his two favorite players so I'll defer to the old man on that one.