[SmootSmack]

Guys, guys, seriously, all kidding aside...how do we get Jesse Lumsden from the Ti-Cats?

Here's what I'm thinking

Redskins Trade: Any posts by Offiss on "official message boards"

Falcons Get: Any posts by Offiss on "official message boards" (immediately dumped)
Falcons Trade: Vick memorabilia to the Mavericks (Cuban sells it online at a marked-up price)

Mavericks Trade: Jerry Stackhouse to the Edmonton Oilers

Oilers Trade: Any gameday program from 1983-1988 featuring Mark Messier on the cover to the Toronto Argonauts

Argos Trade: Raghib "Rocket" Ismail's rookie jersey to the Ti-Cats

And viola! we get Lumsden

I should be a freaking GM!