http://www.skinsfan.us/smoot.aspx
I made a little page that randomly puts up a quote and a picture of our own Fred Smoot. Be sure to refresh several times to get some funny stuff. Sorry if you get an error, I threw it together real quick this weekend.
If anyone has any other Smoot quotes, PM or email (cpayne5|at|gmu.edu) me with them and I'll add them. Most of the quotes on there are from his college days.