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Originally Posted by 70Chip
Yes. Chimpy is quite bearish which surprises me. Perhaps it's the Xanax tea.
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LOL, actually Chimpy's descent into nihilism has been well documented. Did you ever hear about the circus incident in which, at a particularily important show, Chimpy halted his acrobatics mid performance and, in a rage, began yelling at the crowd, "what is it all for!? Flipping for you peasants like a goddamn monkey in a cage, getting some money, only to die at the end! WHY! Money can't save you! There is no god! Burn it all down! Wake up you primates, life is meaningless!"
Chimpy was never the same after that. Some blame the drugs, but I blame the darkness that exists in his soul.