[Trample the Elderly]

I don't know about this one. No, I'm no friend of the police but that kid was a little punk who doesn't know the game. He does need his a** beaten. If he's going to break the law then he needs to learn what to say to the fuzz, yes, no, F you take me to jail.

That fat cop would've just given them a warning if that one kid hadn't called him "dude". You could see he just wanted to get in his cart and roll off for coffee and donuts. Hey dork, he's a cop not your f'ing friend!

Think that cop is bad, get thrown in Pamunkey Regional or the lovely Parham Hotel. They make that cop look like strawberry short cake.

Heads or tales, dorky skater punk or punk in a dorky cart? I'll bet that cop would've had a different tone with someone who could beat his a**.